THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
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- friends: you need a boyfriend omg
- me: ah yes let me go to the store and pick up a fresh one
can officially say my blog makes you high.
Oh my fucking god. This is awesome
Awweesssooommmeee!!!
oh my gosh this is insane
HOLY FOOF WHENEVER I SEE THIS AND DO IT I’D USUALLY JUST STARE AT MY WHITE WALL BUT NOW THAT THERE’S STUFF ON IT I’M LOOKING AT IT AND HOLY FOOF WHAT JUST HAPPENED
OMG IM PANICKING WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???
yeah, at first i was staring at a blank wall, expecting to see jesus or some shit, then i looked around and WOOOOOOOOOOO
I’m so high right & this shit is so trippy.
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does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
yes
yes
yes
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
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It’s sad when you’re in one of those moods where all you want to do is snuggle up next to someone under blankets and watch movies, but you can’t because you’re a piece of shit who doesn’t have anyone.
What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.
Reblogging for Gay Avenger
please x3
Gay Avenger wears rainbow spandex suits
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